ExSqueeze Me.

Came in early to work today, congratulate me, well earlier than my usual so congratulations are still in order :D

But man, it was chaos early in the morning.
There was this one lady wearing frosted pink lipstick (for intergalactic effect yata. This is sooo wrong. WHAT IS IT with frosted pink and old ladies? One of these days I would have to write an entry about which lipstick color best suits a certain age group.) on her lips and on her teeth as well who was trying to push her way in telling no one in particular to please move so she can squeeze in ‘kasi maluwag pa naman sa gitna’ I crane my neck to look for the imaginary space she is talking about.

Hello. I will not voluntarily stick my face approximately just 8-10 inches away from someone I don’t even know if the space she was talking about actually existed.

But that wasn’t the funny part. The girl in front of me had her big bum sticking way out. (I don’t think she could help it, she was born that way with big boo-tay! ) and frosted-pink-lola asked her to move to the center of the train, in between the seats.. probably the location of the space she imagined, and the girl with big booty told her that she can go ahead, she’s about to get off the train anyway ‘mahihirapan lang ako kasi malapit na ako e’ I was secretly glad of this info since I could not place my hand on the pole cause she was hugging it. As in full body contact from her head to her legs. (girl you need a boyfriend for that, the pole is for everyone to steady themselves while they ride the mrt) I got my hand on it but she was crushing my hand with her stomach and the guy behind me is hitting my head with his forearm so imagine my joy when she said this when we were at magallanes station.

Ayala station.
…ok maybe the next one.


Buendia.
…well guadalupe is still relatively close to magallanes. Somehow


Guadalupe.
…maybe she measures near and far a different way.


Boni.
… she’s still here

Shaw.
… hmmmn.

Ortigas station. She gets off.

I couldn’t even react. Ortigas is near lang pala no.

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I know its mean but if you’re –ehem- big boned, please don’t squeeze in anymore when you know you wont fit. It just makes it hard for everyone.

Im slightly big boned as well so don’t hate ;D